Relationships now days: first day, I love you. Second month, I love you baby...
they say you don’t know what you have until it’s gone, truth is you...
A lot of relationships end because once the person has you, they stop doing the...
Anger is like herpes, you’re not meant to keep it to yourself.
(904) Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God’s way of telling a joke?
(734) I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
(785) it’s all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
What is a friend? A single soul dwelling in two bodies. ~Aristotle
Every time I hold you I begin to understand, that everything about you tells me...
And I wish on a star that somewhere, you are thinking of me too (: You...
sometimes I wonder if you think of me the way I think of you <3
Growing up..your bestfriend becomes your worst enemy. lollipops turn into...
I don’t care if you’re 26 or 106, trust is something you earn
I love you more than you may ever understan (:
The whole part of the week is the weekend <3
It is hotter than a hookers panties in here (:
Life is like a taxi. The meter just keeps a-ticking whether you are getting...
No I’m not perfect, but either are you, so step off your Damn pedestal and...
I know I’m loved, but sometimes I wonder if this ‘love’ is...
he’s a foreigner from tennessee, she’s a black woman– drivers ed
little red sliding hood– tosh
love is patient love is kind love is slowly losing your mind
cassie-you blow chunks kara-you blow giant dicks
kicks and giggles– mrs dedyne
get on your knees and suck it up with your mouth
dare or get the fuck out
are you special ed…I should have been ..Morgan
absent and late make a tardy
baby names TJ derosia chelsea
do you have any ice…check the freezer if its not there then we probably...– daddy
what would you do if you had eight minutes to live…I’d make the...
it’s funny cuz love means nothing in tennis
darling you are the only exception
eye heart yew
..and for that we say gracias– tosh (:
chills me to the bone, I never really cared until I met you
these aren’t just pants..these are magic turn around pants.. alex
can you pay bail in singles..karli?
Once upon a time there was a farm. there were cows. nerd. Mud. mentor. jello...– discovery days (:
Too young to notice and too dumb to care, love was a story that couldn’t...
Who said cheaters never succeed
Please don’t interrupt me while I’m ignoring you.
I speak the truth, but i guess that’s a foreign language to ya’ll.
All the things that we used to say. All the words that got in the way. All her...
(641) FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER (1-641) STOP listening to that song
No pain, no palm; no thorns, no throne; no gall, no glory; no cross, no...
Jesus took my place on the cross to give me a place in heaven.
The resurrection gives my life meaning and direction and the opportunity to...
Easter tells us that life is to be interpreted not simply in terms of things but...